The Disney Cruise Hack That Changed My Life (Somehow, I'm Serious)

I went on a boat to the Bahamas and I'm a changed man.

It took 43 years for me to get an actual massage. I've never felt comfortable doing it because, well, I never knew what exactly it entailed. And I wasn't clever enough to actually look into it. All that came to mind was "I get naked and am alone in a room with a stranger."

In reality, I've never felt like that would be a situation I'd want to find myself in. I'm not comfortable with my body, strangers are weird, etc. That all changed during a recent cruise--specifically, the media sailing of Disney's new Treasure ship. The ship itself, which I'll have more to say about, felt like an upgraded version of the Disney Wish, the company's last ship. It had the same overall design, but everything about it was at least one step up in quality. Not too shabby.

When figuring out what to do while on the ship, a friend convinced me to look into a massage. After all, it's been a stressful few months. Did you know I'm unemployed and you can help me to that end?

This is where the hack comes in. While sitting and speaking to a representative for the on-ship spa, she explained the massages on the ship. Now, before I go any further, it's not cheap. The massage was under $200 but that's a lot of money. However, if you're going to spend that money, there's a better option.

Did you know that Disney Cruise Line offers massages on Disney's private island? Basically, you have a private cabana on the beach, with an open window (nobody can see in as you are elevated), allowing all the sounds and scents of the island to waft in.

This sounds amazing, but my first question should have been obvious: What's the added-in price to get a private island massage? The answer: Nothing. I had no idea you could get a massage on the island for the same price as one in the spa.

Naturally, we opted for the island. And believe me when I tell you this was the most relaxed I've ever felt. The masseuse was fantastic and also answered all of my "I've never done this before" questions. She then tossed in some little massage extras (scalp massage, etc.) at no extra charge, just to make the experience special. And she even gave me advice to address lactic acid in my shoulders, which leads to knots.

I got a Swedish massage, while my friend got a deep tissue. I was told that probably wouldn't be the best "first" massage. And if you’re feeling like you really want to pamper yourself, also add in a pass to the Senses Spa, which was amazing. The space has a small allowed capacity, jacuzzi tubs, a sauna, steam room, ice room, warm lounging chairs and so much more. It’s total comfort and quiet.

Now, if you've never gotten a massage before, whether you're afraid or not, I understand. I'm one of you. That said, I can't think of a better first experience for a massage than a quiet cabana on the beach somewhere in the Bahamas. And while they may not be for everyone, this experience turned me into a fan.

Just last night, I was speaking with my partner about how I want to go out and get another massage. How it'll be the present I give myself when I find a new gig. I'm searching out the best massage places in my area.

Do I think I'm going to become a regular massage person, with weekly or monthly appointments? Absolutely not. However, there's something so comforting about knowing there is a method of relaxation that is no longer forbidden in my "big book of stuff I can do."

I will get another massage. It will be awesome. And now I know to inquire about what I perceive as upgrades, cause what if they're not?

The Disney Treasure is setting sail now. You can find out more information at the Disney Cruise Line website.